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Punch Demotivational Poster


TAGS: falcon punch drink
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Limeman

HerculesUltimateHero - September 13, 2009, 2:41 pm
Katrina - April 1, 2009, 11:26 am
OMG!!! Nice
motifake - February 26, 2009, 1:55 pm

Fatty - January 26, 2009, 5:04 pm
HA! +5

FRUSTRATION - sometimes a punch to the face is needed to get someones attention


Jeremy Clarkson -

TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls

FALCON PUNCH! - Because "Golden Eagle Grabs Your Snout" just didn't have the same ring to it.

TAGS: falcon punch eagle
Rating: 2.98/5
Arnaldo - January 11, 2010, 3:08 pm
falcon punch never gets old
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:44 pm
Falcon punch is getting OOOOLLLDDDDDDDD
MO - July 22, 2009, 1:09 am
k but there are only like 10 more posters to chose from and I'm just not seeing the funny.
lol - June 1, 2009, 1:39 am
lost an eye? lol the fox probably lost a face! only takes 1 talon to rip a humans face off, that fox has 3 in his throat.
Old Greg - April 21, 2009, 5:41 am
Union, I think it's a fox...
Matt - March 17, 2009, 5:16 am
That's a Falcon Kick, sir.
union - March 13, 2009, 4:23 pm
Wonder if the dog lost an eye.
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 9:12 am
Best. Falcon Punch. Poster. EVER!
Sean - February 1, 2009, 1:22 pm
Way cool, and funny.

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"

TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker

THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris

WISEMAN SAYS: - "If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"

FALCON PUNCH - You're doing it wrong. Little lower next time.

TAGS: falcon punch
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Jo - August 8, 2009, 12:32 am
He's fixing the jacket.... are you blind?
Truth - April 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
Still effective though....

SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it


TAGS: batman punch dark knight
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by mrossana

... - August 18, 2009, 8:20 am
Stiff as a frozen zombie, Keaton's Batman uses Steven Segal's "Im just gonna stand here while you run into my fists" school of fighting.


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)

FALCON PUNCH! - Oh wait - you're just a Hippie! Sorry, I mistook you for a REALLY ugly chick!

PICK YOUR BATTLES - There are people in this world who have the power. to turn your world upside down, and they have no qualms about beating the resolve out of you.

*BOOP!* - +10 points

TAGS: manny pacquiao miguel cotto falcon punch
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Rayzor

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:02 am
I ROFLd at "*BOOP!*" 5L for that sound effect alone!
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:40 pm
Manny's the Man.

YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.

TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!

Slug Bug -

TAGS: vw beetle drive around innocent punched
Rating: 4.72/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:49 pm



CUBBY - Delivering the power of the Falcon-Punch

DONKEY PUNCH - When life gets u down u punch the crap outta somebody..

FIRST IN SERVICE - Abort While You Wait!

TAGS: falcon punch clinic
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Raaaarht!!

Crazy Kid - December 14, 2008, 7:28 am
Do they "Falcon Punch!" the baby right out of you?
No Appt - July 13, 2008, 2:55 am
They take 'walk-ins' seriously...
Dude - July 11, 2008, 6:49 pm
Like pre-teens can Drive!
... - July 11, 2008, 6:48 pm
At least it's handicap accessible...
Bob chin - July 9, 2008, 10:29 am
Where's the drive thru lane?


MOTIFAKE APPROVAL QUEUE - The Mods. You don't want to step on their toes.

TAGS: moti mods punch face
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by suzieq

mariand - January 28, 2012, 6:05 am
haha... did ya?... or someone else told ya ;)

TIMMY - Safe for now

TAGS: timmy superpower punch
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:55 pm
And yes, I know I can use mind control for "Other" purposes.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:54 pm
I'd like the ability to control minds. Then I can just make others believe I have other powers. Unless Cartman's option is still up. Then I want the power to have all powers.
CANADA - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
thank you eh
spacedog - August 5, 2009, 4:25 pm
Good one eh. High 5!(poodles)

FALCON PUNCH - The Solution to all your problems

TAGS: falcon punch
Rating: 3.14/5

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The Immortal - November 22, 2009, 10:26 pm
Meh. I have a short attentionspan. And most my motifakes are just random impulses. Still pissed cuz i cant find a good picture small enough for my account. Motifake is fun. But its a pain when it concerns your own account and motifakes.
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:10 am
No one starts here with nothing but 5L posters. Except Cubbybear...and now most of his 5L work is on Naughtyfake. Just keep plugging away and you'll get better!
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:58 am
Maybe you should add the title of 'Coach', Mr. M. Taking time to offer words of encouragement to struggling motifakers is admirable.
motifake - November 20, 2009, 12:15 am

Keep working at it, its an art
The Immortal - November 19, 2009, 11:47 pm
Meh. My Motifakes blow anyway. Everythings a 2 or under. I have one 3. But thats it.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:48 pm
Looked it up...I did this but it was back in January 2009...I still think it's funny; if you can recaption a pic that was previously used and not just repost - which he didn't - I say go for it!
Porcelina - November 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
Who cares if a picture is used twice if it's a different caption?
The Immortal - November 18, 2009, 11:43 am
Tbh, I had a thought in the back of my head saying I saw something like this. But I just went ahead and posted it. Thought it might get a laugh, so I took the chance.
motifake - November 18, 2009, 11:38 am

You try remembering 50,000+ posters perfectly LOL
DreMagnum - November 18, 2009, 11:36 am
Hey aesop, they're have been similar posters to this one, but never one exactly like it. And, since its been probably a year since something like this came out, they sometimes let redo's happen, because some people might not have seen it yet. So shut up.
aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 11:30 am
old, check what ur goin to make 1st before you post it, ADMINS AND MODS U FAILED

RIHANNA JOKES - Giving a whole new meaning to punch lines


FALCON PUNCH! - You're doing it wrong


ONE HIT KO - more than enought to knock you out

TAGS: punch
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Paulo

Charles - September 16, 2008, 12:51 am
Isn't it *exactly* the right amount to knock him out?
kimbo - August 30, 2008, 1:03 am
Don't you EVER bring that weak **** in my house again!!
RII - June 28, 2008, 7:54 pm
What's my name!?

Ice Skating -

Condensed Version -


TAGS: harry houdini died from a sucker punch to the solar plexus
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:42 am
Yay! for the Boondocks....great show........(even if TTH hates the music)
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:39 am
Yeah man... May 2nd for sure.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:38 am
LOL Aggy... I don't know for sure, Moo. But I heard they had trouble finding a network to pick up a 3rd season because of some controversial episodes in Season 2.
TheTrashHeap - March 14, 2010, 1:37 am
Boondocks is really coming back?
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
The other 8.4% watch the Sopranos.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:33 am
Really?.....why the super long break?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:32 am
LOL I know you didn't "know" but... 91.6% of black people watch the Boondocks. And season 3 starts May 2nd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:29 am
I didn't know that......Another canceled masterpiece...no?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:28 am
You know I watch the Boondocks, Moo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:26 am
It's an American show.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:23 am
America doesn't get certain Canadian channels, Canadian cartoons, or Canadian humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:21 am
You guys ever watch the Boondocks?....that's some funny ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:19 am
Oh! the hilarity!
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:18 am
It's all crap nowadays, Aggy. There's only one fight we want to see.
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
That's why Jones got the fight instead of Vegas... we aren't dumb enough to get crap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:17 am
So It's like UFC or something?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:16 am
Actually... kinda, yeah. If they're having major bouts closer to where I live than to where Aggy lives, boxing has a problem.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:15 am
was that some kinda g** wrestling thing?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:14 am
Eh... I'm hard to impress tonight after watching Pacquiao make Clottey look like a child tonight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:11 am
You loved it.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:10 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Did you just cut one Veggie?........Getting a little "accomodating" back there...n'est pas?
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:06 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 1:03 am
Latent homo***uality is my guess.
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 1:00 am
5. Why do I wanna watch "Top Gun" all of a sudden?
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:45 pm
Thanks guys. I almost didn't make this one.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 11:42 pm
5 inescapable truth, by TTH!!!
spacedog - March 13, 2010, 11:22 pm
Very nice TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
Beautiful. 5L

THE INTERWEBS - Dont get crappy service, unless you want your cat tossed and a nice punch in the face.

TAGS: internet punch woman toss cat
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:38 pm
The article was funny, but what you added afterward, was a fantastic touch. 5L


TAGS: punch you in the face
Rating: 3.75/5

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TAGS: sometimes nature telegraphs her punches
Rating: 3.59/5

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agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 11:34 pm
Storm's a-comin' - better stock up[ on beer, and erase my ex's number from my cell phone.

PERSONAL ATTACKS - The wrong kind of funny for MotiFaking

FAIL - epic, epic, fail...

TAGS: facepunch fail
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by googlebrain

Spoon - November 26, 2008, 8:20 am
it kinda makes sense actually, if you have to wait until AFTER 10 seconds to try again you wouldn't technically be able to retry until the start of the 11th second.
me - June 27, 2008, 3:19 am
i got it in my f***ING DELOREAN! 88MPH b****!!!! ha. but yeah i got it. and facepunch failed
Dannei - May 28, 2008, 7:54 pm
...Wait... Did the guy who got that error somehow manage to time travel?? Because if so, that's rather un-fail-y.


TAGS: christopher lee dracula nazis punch
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - January 29, 2017, 9:19 pm

I like your username more than your poster. Cowboy Bebop is a classic.

Waiter? -

TAGS: go get ts card punched
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:50 am
Thank you. Oh Froggy went a'courtin and he did ride, mmhmm.
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:13 am